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Heaven's Clocks and a Ceiling Fan


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Everybody is talking about Gloriagate, wire-tapping and Hello Garci? ringtone that I contemplated of making a post about the current events that are shaking this administration big time.


But I really don't want to write something political now. I mean, nothing much has changed after the three people power demonstrations we Filipinos are now known for. Personally, I think an EDSA Quatro won't make as much impact, unless Ronald Lumbao, Rez Cortez et. al. come up with something new to install PGMA's successor. While we're all waiting for that to happen or for the President to step down on her own (whichever comes first - it won't make any difference) - a little comic relief won't hurt, right?


Got this from a good friend and I decided to share this here. Some of you may already read or have this thru your emails but just the same, here it is...


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A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, "What are all those clocks?" St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move." "Oh," said the man,


"Whose clock is that?" "That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie." "Incredible," said the man.


"And whose clock is that one?" St. Peter responded, "That’s Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life."


"Where's Gloria Macapagal Arroyo's clock?" asked the man. “The Philippine President's' clock is in Jesus' office, He's using it as a ceiling fan."

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